Worthless was poor word choice on my part, I was too frustrated to post clearly. I said worthless because, from my point of view, it looked like the DSL SDK only worked on the beta and not the RTM version. I've had similar problems before so I just figured
there was a drop that hadn't yet dropped.
I'm fine with rigging the events in Ruby code - now that I know this is the only way to get it done.
Thanks...and my apologies for the frustrated comments before. Getting Ruby working under Silverlight is a feat of ridiculous scale and hats off to you folks for getting it to work.